Hey Jakey,

Got some good news this weekend, so we went out and celebrated with a Sizzler and Baskin-Robbins orgy. Agh. Sizzler. Gettin' tired of teh Sizzler. We'll have to find another Jake-friendly restaurant one of these days. But you do love the wait staff and they adore you, fer shure.

Afterwards, we went through the Baskin-Robbins drive-thru and got sundaes and enjoyed them in the empty parking lot that belongs to the illustrious Mr. Max Baer Jr., of Beverly Hillbillies fame:



Local hero "Jethro" bought this old Wal-Mart site when they decided to move over to the new shopping area down the road. He planned to make a Beverly Hillbillies-themed casino out of it, with such amenities as "Jethro's All You Can Et Buffet", "Drysdale's Fancy Eatin'", and "Elly May's Buns," but has met roadblock after roadblock from Carson City and the neighboring businesses, so it has just sat there empty for the last couple of years, a perfect place to enjoy an ice cream and contemplate life and some of the weird shit it throws your way.

Love you, and I'll always love you best.