Hey-Jakey,
It's-been-over-a-week-since-my-last-entry.
The-space-bar-on-my-keyboard-is-broken.
I-100%-blame-you.
I-saw-a-commercial-for-the-above-delicacy-from-KFC-yesterday.
I-literally-rolled-off-the-couch-onto-my-hands-and-knees-and-gagged.-Oh-the-humanity...
It-looks-like-scraps-that-you-would-feed-to-a-dog-that-you-didn't-particularly-like.
I'm-nauseous-enough.-I-don't-need-shit-like-this-popping-up-unannounced-on-my-tv.
I-love-you!-See-ya-later,-after-I-appropriate-(steal)-a-new-keyboard-from-work...
2 comments:
1 person laughed really hard reading this post. That KFC thing looks just vile. Sadly, everyone else in my family would probably love it. Blech. Sorry to hear about your keyboard. We have two functioning keyboards at my house, both hooked up to the same computer (one wireless, one not). I should send you one, as the only purpose for the second is for my older daughter to start her own typing while I'm trying to get something done. At least, that's the only purpose I can see; others in the house might disagree.
Could KFC come up with anything more discusting? I think not.
Hope you are feeling better!
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