Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

Hey Jakey,

Okay. Let's talk. Just you and me.

My nips, plus the surrounding bits, aren't much bigger than the example above. Smallish. But you seem to find them with every sharp appendage you own. Elbows, knees, feet. You even manage to find them when you need a handle up onto my lap.

They hurt. They're sore and you're not helping.

Please stop. Keeps your hands and elbows and all your pokey appendages to yourself.

That's all. Love you.