Hey Jakey,

No time for a proper post today, just wanted to share these kooky photos with you. Poor Brit. She stumbles in the middle of the street and people on the web are shouting for child protective services and her fat little head on a platter. My God. How many times have I stumbled with you. Or um... accidentally hit you in the head with a shovel. Or um... slammed your finger in the pantry door. Oh. Never mind. I think the only difference is, I don't have a mustached bodyguard to catch you when I trip on my ridiculously long pant legs, and I don't have the luxury of soothing us both with a shopping spree at FAO Schwartz, and a resultant breakdown at the FAO Schwartz cafe.

Here is my comment on the US Weekly website:

kelly says:
May 19th, 2006 at 11:03 pm

I’m not a huge Britney fan, but I gotta say, the poor girl can’t catch a break. Yeah, she’s done some really stupid things, but tripping in the street is not one of them. I’d cry too, if I knew that the unfortunate bobble would be seen ’round the world for days to come. Be strong, Brit!

When this current freelance project is done, I'll write you a proper post. Maybe even post pictures of your weekend at the Reno "zoo." Oh well, dammit... here's a taster. The look on your face says it all, I think...



Love you, Gator Boy!